Well, I'll put it simply. I'm a ladies man. I have had many girlfriends, real and online. Some I believe are robots, but do I really care? No, not really.

 

I often protest AOL and Abercrombie. Both I don't like for various reasons. And Wal-Mart, because everybody hates them.

 

I enjoy writing, and will gladly write you letters of recomendation, for a small fee, and that would mostly be fiction since you are reading this, you have shown you have the IQ of a penny that someone stuck up their nose, lost and someone found and always hold onto as their lucky penny.

 

I also enjoy drawing some, and will gladly draw something for your website, poster, tatoo, whatever you'd like.